Aleisha's Top Ten

I never know what to write in this thing. I tend to feel like if I don't have something profound to say (or at least "mildly amusing"), I shouldn't write an entry. Are any of the other blogs here profound or amusing? Not so much. So in honor of not having anything decent to say:

Topics That Didn't Quite Cut It

• It's time to buy a new desktop daily calendar. For the last 3 years, I've had the 3 LOTR movie calendars, but now that they're all done, I don't know what kind to buy...
• I've had very weird dreams all week long, each one centered on finding an ancient sacred book...
• Why is it that no matter how much I buy or how often I shop, there always seems to be one more gift that I still need before Christmas...
• I need a haircut. Bad.
• I spent the last three days retouching over two hundred portraits of couples from a company Christmas party. Every stinkin' woman had glitter spray in her hair, which looks like dandruff in the pictures...
• I really don't like Dean Cain. He gives me the creeps.
• What is it about being 13 years old that makes a person inherently annoying beyond all reason? Why do they travel in packs?
• My county has switched from using sand on the snowy roads to using salt. Wow. It really makes a huge difference.
• I'm really pissed about the postage increase. I hate that I have to pay to send my bills. Now I have to pay more.
• Tropicana Twister Twisted Black Cherry Lemonade is about the coolest thing I've ever found in a gas station. Mmmm. You gotta try it.