Weekend Update

Ughhhh. Fine, I'll at least pretend to make an effort. If I had anything to say about my life, I'd write about it. But I don't. So there.

The quick update:

Completely pathetically unemployed, drain on society, etc.

Writing a book. Have not made it past first chapter. No idea what it's about.

Spending excessive amount of time using the only talents I have- picking tiny bits of quartz out of my driveway with tweezers for giant mosaic table-top and untangling big ball of string.

Also spending much time marauding. Recently named captain by first mate, the dread pirate Rainbow Jane. Looking for fearsome pirate captain name and crew.

Moonlighting as a mermaid.

Joined the Mystic Order of the Toileteers.

That's about it. Until next time, goodbye, goodbye good friend, goodbye!