Friday, July 01, 2005

I'm Back!

I'm terribly jet-lagged and desperately wanting to forsake "reality" for paradise. But here I am anyway. Damn.



Awwh. Pretty plumerias. Hawaii is the only place on earth you can wear one behind your ear and not feel like an idiot. I will be posting a bunch of my photos tomorrow. I tried to do it tonight, and the internet connection to my computer said "no". So you have to wait a day.

Anywhoo, I had a really great time in Maui. I watched the sun rise from the top of a mountain, bathed in a waterfall-fed pool, went parasailing, went on a dinner cruise, spelunked through a lava tube, hiked through a bamboo forest, drove through a rain forest with 54 1-lane bridges, saw an active volcano, drank lots of pina coladas and lava flows, barely had any guys hit on me...

Who would have guessed the island is entirely populated with honeymooning couples this time of year? There's nothing like taking a vacation to get away from everything and then find yourself surrounded by couples at the very peak of their lifetime happiness. Ugh. You know, I'm ok with singlehood. I like freedom. Sunsets on the beach just aren't the same by yourself.

So I'm going to go catch up on my sleep now.

By the way, Karen, who is this "Squid" guy, who didn't have all their teeth, and who are you accidentally calling? I feel like I don't even know you!

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