Wouldn't You Know it- Hell is in Florida!

There is seemingly no end in sight for my WEIRD dreams.

In last night's dream, the entire population of Earth was sent to a "preview" of Hell. (For those who are wondering, it resembles a convention center and is in Florida!) I showed up late, and only had a few minutes before the presentation to walk around the vendor tables. Before I could go in, I had to "sign up" with a sponsor. I didn't know what I was "signing up" for, so I picked the nearest table (which happened to be Calvin Klein!) and used an alias.

Then I went into the main conference room, and enjoyed a lovely presentation about all the wonders of Hell, with free cocktails. They showed us a few samples of torture, including a wood chipper that chases you around, a dragon thing that eats you then spits you back out, and worst of all, a tv with figure skating on every channel. Everyone was totally enamored except for me.

Since I was the last to arrive (and acting like a party-pooper!), I was picked to demonstrate the wood chipper. Ugh. It was something like one of those robotic vacuum cleaners that moves around the room, except it was chasing me. Somehow I managed to get away from it, and one of the very attractive Hell employees gave me a figure skating poster as a door prize. Then they kicked me out. The End.

Well, it may not make any sense, but I give my subconscious full points for creativity.